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Girl-कौन हो तुम?

Boy-हसरत तुम्हारी

Girl-क्या देखते हो?

Boy-सूरत तुम्हारी

Girl-करते हो क्या?

Boy-पूजा तुम्हारी

Girl-फ़क़ीर हो क्या?

Boy-जो सोचो मर्जी तुम्हारी

Girl-क्या चाहते हो?

Boy-मोहब्बत तुम्हारी

Girl-पछताओगे ?

Boy-किस्मत हमारी

Girl-मैरिड हूँ मै !!

Boy-पहले ही बक देती

“मनहूस नारी”

एनर्जी वेस्ट कर दी हमारी..

 

 

 

 

 

Hansa: Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?

Praful: Hansaaaaaa samundra k najdik rehte hai wo (sea+near)

= Senior

&

Jo Zoo k najdik rehte hai wo (Zoo+near) = Junior

 

✅ Hansa: praful

tournament matlab??

 

Praful: tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

 

Bapuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.👺

 

Praful: bapuji ohh bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament….

 

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….😀

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mom:” Son, get up its time to go to

College..

Son:” No Maa.. I don’t want to go to

college..

.

.

Mom:” Give me 2 reasons why don’t u want

to go to college..

Son:”

  1. All students hate me..
  2. All staff hates me..

.

.

Mom:” Ooh! That’s not a reason.. Come on.

U must go to college..

Son:” Give me 2 reasons why I should go 2

college..

.

.

Mom:”

  1. U are 47 years old..
  2. U are the Principal of the college..

.

.

Moral:” Sirf Bachon ka hi Dil nahi karta

Chutti karne ko …

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pappu Jyotishi ke paas kundli dikhane gaya

 

Jyotish:” Tera naam Pappu hai ??

.

Pappu:” Ji Jyotish:”

 

Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai??

Pappu:” ji Jyotish:”

 

teri 2 beti hain ??

Pappu:” ji haa..

.

.

.

Jyotish:” tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ?? .

.

Pappu:” aap to antaryami hain maharaj..

 

Jyotish:” dafa ho jao yaha se.. Agli dafa kundli lana, ration card nahin…”

 

 

 

 

 

Pappu – mujhe Apki beti se shadi karni

hai.

Baap – teri aukat to uska toilet paper kharidne

ki b nahi hai…

.

.

.

Pappu – accha!!! Itna hagti hai,to rehne do….

 

 

 

 

 

 

Traffic police (TP) ne ek

ladke ko

roka:”Apna license dikhao..

.

.

Ladka:”Nahi hai..

.

TP:”Kya license banvaya hai

ya nahi.. ??

.

Ladka:”Nahi..

.

TP:”Kyon ??

.

Ladka:”Banwane gaya tha, woh

Voter ID cardmangte hain,

aur woh mere paas nahi hai..

.

.

TP:”To Voter ID card

Banwale..

.

Ladka:”Banwane gaya tha, woh

Ration Card mangte hain, woh

mere paas nahi hai..

.

.

TP:”Toh fir Ration Card

banwale..

.

.

Ladka:”Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki

Paasbook mangte hain, woh mere

paas nahi hai..

.

.

TP:”To fir isme kya hai,

Bank main

account khulwale mere baap..

.

.

Ladka:”Bank bhi gaya tha saab,

lekin woh Driving License

mangte hain…

 

 

 

 

 

Love in class…..

 

Girls way:-

A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns back and see

the boy sitting on last bench and say

 

“THANK GOD STUPID AAYA HAI….”.

 

.

Boys way:-

Before the boy could see his girl entering in class all

his friends start.

.

.

. “OYE BHABHI AA GAYI OYE….”

 

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