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Wife called hubby in office ..

Wife – window is not opening .. What shall I do ?

Hubby – Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open …

 

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?

Hubby – ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

 

(After a while hubby calls back to check) … Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needful trick ?

 

Wife – I don’t know about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting :p =))

 

 

 

 

 

 

An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook

as:

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” Wanted wife ”

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2 girls liked it

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And 140 men commented

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” Meri leja ”

” Meri leja ”

” Meri leja ”

” Meri leja ”

” Meri leja ”

” Meri leja ”

” Meri leja ” ….. 😉 😀 lolz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Waiter: Sir 10 ruppees Di tip mere liye insult aa >_<

Pappu: Te phir..??

Waiter: 20 Rs tan deo ! :O

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Pappu : Nahi yaar mein Teri double insult nahi kar sakda 😀 😛

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mainu Kehndi… Paani vargi Seerat Meri, Dudh varga Sohna Rang Mera, Mishri to mithe Mere Bol…

 

Main keha : Bas ik Patti di kammi rehgi Nhi ta Teri Chah ban jani c..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Girl:” Tusi Menu lift donge tan main

Tuhanu apna cell no. daungi :))

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ENgineer boy:” Jithe Janaa Othe Chad Du Ga…

number vmber rehne do,

bas 100 Rupees. Da petrol Pawa dena

bahen ji ;))

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji roti

milegi??.

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Andar

se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par nahi hai..

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Bhikhari-Chumma nahi maanga saale, roti to

tu bhi

de sakta hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If BILL GATES stops his Business & starts spending his Money by 1 Crore/day,

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He will need 735 Years to spend it..

 

But He is still working..

 

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MORAL:”Pagal aaaa saala” :p 😀

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EXAM Ch fail hon Di wajah ki ah ??

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1 saal ch 365 din Hunde aa..

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Roz 8 ghante sonh De Yani pure saal De 122 din

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365-122=243

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Diwali:” holi etc… Te summer

vacation gino 61 din

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243-61=182 din

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Us Vich 52 sundays..

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182-52=130 din..

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Festival De 40..

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Collage festival 15 din

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130-55=75 din..

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Khaanh peenh Nahoon De 3 ghante De hisab naal 46 din..

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75-46=29 din..

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Roj da 1 ghante dosto Naal..

Oh Hogyee 15 din..

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29-15=14 din..

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Hun 10 din tan bimar v rahneh aa..

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14-10=4 din bache..

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T.V dekhan de 3 din..

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4-3=1 din bachiya Yaar

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1 sal ch 1 din hi tan birthday aunda aa

Hun birth day de din kon padhe yaar.. :((

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 Idiots Facebook Version

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Aamir Khan *Smiling*

 

Teacher:” Aap Muskura kyu rhe hai ??

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Aamir Khan:” Bahot Dino se FB Page ka Admin banne ki iccha thi,, aaj Ban gya hu,, bahot maza aa rha hai..

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Teacher:” jyada Maze Lene Ki Zarurat nahi hai…. ok Tell me What is a Post ??

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Aamir Khan- Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post Sir..

 

Teacher:” Can you Please

elaborate ??

 

Aamir Khan:” Sir, jo bhi

Facebook pe log daalte hai wo post hai sir..

 

Ghumne gye toh photo daal diya!! Post hai Sir..

 

Match dekha-Score daal diya!!! Post hai Sir..

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Sir actually hum post se ghire huye hai sir.. Katrina ki Pic se lekar Ronaldo ki Kick tak!! :p Sab post hai sir

 

Ek second me Comment,

ek second me like! :p

 

Comment-like comment-

like.. ;-))

 

Teacher:” Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge ?? Comment-like

comment-like..

 

Hey chatur tum batao ??

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Chatur:” Pictures, texts or

Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via Different

Operating system using Internet on Facebook is called a Post..

 

Teacher:” excellent..

 

Aamir Khan:” par sir maine bhi toh wo hai bola seedhe shabdo mein..

 

Teacher:” Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano..:-@

 

Aamir Khan:” Par sir dusre

admin bhi toh..

 

Teacher:” Get out!

 

Aamir Khan:” why sir ??

 

Teacher:” Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye..

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*Aamir Khan goes out and Comes Back* .

 

Teacher:” kya hua ??

 

Aamir Khan:” kuch Bhul gya tha sir..

 

Teacher:” Kya ??

 

Aamir Khan:” An Utility button given us to protect our Private data.. i.e pictures, messages or

personal Information for being stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else..

 

Teacher:” kehna kya chahte ho ??

 

Aamir Khan:” logout sir.. Logout karna bhul gya tha..:p

 

Teacher:” seedha seedha nai bol sakte the.. ??

 

Aamir Khan:” thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya..:p :O 😀 😀

 

 

 

 

 

 

dil karda ke duniya hi chad deva …

par fir main dil nu samjayea….

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yaar facebook te chad nahi hundi duniya kitho chad hoju….

 

 

 

 

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